Wednesday, September 30, 2026

CliffsNotes of the Zeitgeist 159th Edition. On being a dirtbag and "Unites States".

 


Republican Senator Eric Schmitt accuses Jack Smith of being a "dirtbag" and accuses him of being where he wasn't, complete with blown-up text messages.

I'm not a sports fan, and apparently Schmitt isn't either, as he confused the teams.  Amy Klobuchar, whose father was a sports writer hands Schmitt his head.

Schmitt has not apologized.  Failing to apologize under these circumstances would make Schmitt a Dirtbag who henceforth should be known as Eric "Dirtbag" Schmitt, the Dirtbag from Wisconsin who is a dirtbag.

Apologize Schmitt.

Schmitt was the AG for Wisconsin where he must have excelled in such stunning repertoire in the courtroom.  I'm amazed that some courtroom drama hasn't used "oh yeah!, well you're a dirtbag!"

In other news, in King Donny's royal decree attempting to rename Artificial Intelligence "Super Intelligence", as he has the vocabulary of a 5th grader, United States is misspelled.

Last edition:

CliffsNotes of the Zeitgeist 158th Edition. How the Internet Emphases the Absurd and Marginal and Make it seem Significant. Pastor Brian Sauvé

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