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Showing posts with label Headlines we wish we would see. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Headlines we wish we would see. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 9, 2021
Friday, January 24, 2020
Headlines We Wish We'd See: In Studying Low Gun Violence In Japan Researchers Discover There's Almost Nothing About Japanese Society We'd Care To Emulate.
"Eee gads, researchers declare, Japanese society is closed, xenophobic and in a demographic crash. Nothing to copy here."
Thursday, January 16, 2020
Headlines I wish we'd see: Queen lets Harry Drop Royal Duties and Move To Canada. Former Prince To Take Job As Fry Cook At Tim Hortons
"Their offer of free coffee for life was just too good to pass up, disaffected duke stated".
Wednesday, January 15, 2020
Headlines I wish we'd see: Commissioner of Baseball Annuls Justin Verlander's Marriage to Kate Upton As Sanction for Astro's Sign Stealing Scandal.
"Pitching for the cheaters is naughty so the pitchers must forfeit the hotty, Roy Manfred proclaims."
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