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Tuesday, July 16, 2024

Wednesday, July 16, 1924. First news story on Big Foot to go nationwide.

BIG HAIRY INDIANS BACK OF APE TALE – MOUNTAIN DEVILS’ MYSTERY GROWS DEEPER – GIANTS SAID TO ROAM HILLS – SHAGGY CREATURES KILL GAME BY HYPNOTISM, IT IS SAID – VENTRILOQUISM IS USED – REDMEN’S EDITOR AT HOQUIAM GIVES THEORY OF REPORTED ATTACK AT SPIRIT LAKE

BY JORG TOTSGI, CLALLAM TRIBE, Editor of the Real American, Hoquiam Washington.

HOQUIAM, Wash., July 15. — (Special.) — The big apes reported to have bombarded a shack of prospectors at Mount St. Helens, are recognized by Northwestern Indians as none other than the Seeahtik Tribe of Indians. Seeahtik is a Clallam pronunciation. All other tribes of the Northwest pronounce it Seeahtkeh. Northwestern Indians have long kept the history of the Seeahtik Tribe a secret, because the tribe is the skeleton in the Northwestern Indians’ closet. Another reason the Indians have never divulged the existence of this tribe is that the Northwestern Indians know the white man would not believe the stories regarding the Seeahtik Tribe.

These facts are corroborated by Henry Napoleon, Clallam Tribe; L.J. James, Lummi Tribe; George Hyasman, Quinault Tribe.

GAME KILLED BY HYPNOTISM

Every Indian, especially of the Puget Sound Tribes, is familiar with the history of these strange giant Indians, as they are sometimes referred to by local Indians. Shaker Indians of Northwestern Oregon, who attended the Shakers’ convention on the Skokomish Reservation on Hood Canal last year, related to the writer their experience with the Seeahtik Indians.

Oregon and Washington Indians agree that the Seeahtik Indians are not less than seven feet tall and some have been seen that were fully eight feet in height. They have hairy bodies like a bear. This is to protect them from the cold as they live entirely in the mountains. They kill their game entirely by hypnotism. They have great supernatural powers. They also have the gift of ventriloquism, and have deceived many ordinary Indians by throwing their voices.

SEVERAL LANGUAGES USED

These Indians talk, beside the bear language of the Clallam Tribe and the bird language. The writer was told by Oregon Indians during his research work among them last year that the Seeahtik Tribe can imitate any bird of the Northwest, especially the bluejay, and that they have a very keen sense of smell. Oregon Indians at times have been greatly humiliated by the Seeahtiks’ vulgar sense of humor.

The Seeahtiks play practical jokes upon them and steal their Indian Women. Sometimes an Indian Woman comes back. More often she does not, and it is even said by some Northwestern Indians that they have a strain of the Seeahtik blood in them. Oregon and Washington Indians differ in regard to the Seeahtiks’ home. The Oregon Indians assert they made their home in or near Mount Rainier, while the Puget Sound Indians say they live in the heart of the wilderness at Vancouver Island, B.C.

“BIG BEAR” SPEAKS

Henry Napoleon of the Clallam Tribe came upon one of the members of the Seeahtik Tribe while out hunting on Vancouver Island. He related this story to the writer:

“I had been visting relatives near Duncan, B.C. and while there I had been told many stories of the Seeahtiks by the Cowichan Tribe of British Columbia and warned by them not to go too far into the wilderness. However, in following a buck I had wounded I went in farther than I expected. It was at twilight when I came across an animal that I believed to be a big bear but as I aimed at him with my gun he looked and spoke to me in my own tongue. He was about seven feet tall and his body was very hairy. As he invited me to sit down, he told me that I had come upon him unaware and that his mind had been projected to distant relatives of his, otherwise he (Mr. Napolean) would never have been seen.”

STRANGE MEDICINE USED

“After we talked for some time he invited me to the Seeahtik’s home. Though it was now dark, yet the giant Indian followed the trail very easily; then we began an underground trail and after hours of travel we came to a large cave, which he said was the home of his people, and that they lived during the winter in the different caves on Vancouver Island.

He also told me that the reason they were not seen very much was because they had a strange medicine that they rubbed over their bodies so that it made them invisible and that combined with their wha-ktee-nee-sing or hypnotic powers, made them very strong Tamanaweis men. They also told me that they could talk almost any Indian language of the Northwest. The next day they led me out and just at twilight I came out of the underground trail and they accompanied me to within a mile of the Indian village I was staying at.”

TRIBE HELD HARMLESS

The Seeahtik Tribe is harmless if left alone. However, if one of their members is injured or killed they generally take 12 lives for the one. This the Indians of the Northwest have learned, and even though the Seeahtik Tribe steal all their dried meat or salmon, or even steal their women, the Puget Sound Indians will not try to retaliate, for once the Clallam Tribe in righteous indignation captured a young man of the Seeahtik Tribe at Seabeck Wash., and took him across the Hood Canal to Brinnon, where other Clallam Indians were camped.

Kwainchtun, the writer’s own grandfather, kept telling the Clallams to be careful of the Seeahtik’s supernatural powers, but he was only laughed at. It was later told by Kwainchtun, that while they were still 20 yards from the shore the young Seeahtik made a mighty leap and immediately made for the mountains.

CLALLAMS ARE KILLED

Kwainchtun warned his people that they should move but again he was laughed at. That very night the Seeahtik Tribe came down and killed every Clallam there but Kwainchtun, who had moved his family across the canal. The Oregon and Washington Indians of the present believed that the Seeahtik Tribe was just about extinct, as it was 15 years ago since their tracks were last seen and recognized at Brinnon, Wash., where the giant Indians came every Fall to fish for salmon in the Brinnon River.

However, Fred Pope of the Quinault Tribe and George Hyasman were fishing for steelheads about 15 miles up the Quinault River, one day in September four years ago, when they were visited by Seeahtik Indians. Mr. Hyasman said he heard and recognized their peculiar whistling before they approached us and in the morning we found that they had stolen all the steelheads we had caught. Therefore, the Indians of the Northwest after reading an account of the “big apes” attacking a prospector’s shack immediately recognized the Indians referred to in The Oregonian as the Seeahtiks, or giant Indians.

Some Indians of the Northwest say that during the process of evolution, when the Indian was changing from animal to man that the Seeahilk did not absorb the “Tamanaweis” or soul power, and thus he became an anomaly in the Indian’s process of evolution.

Their sence of humor is vulgar and obscene as many ordinary Indians have told the writer, therefore, the Northwestern Indian is ashamed of this tribe, which is generally referred to as the skeleton in the Northwestern Indian’s closet.

The Oregonian, July 16, 1924.

The story was then picked up by the Associated Press. 

US flyers flew from Paris to London.

The London Conference opened to address the Dawes Plan.

Last edition:

Tuesday, July 15, 1924. The Free State frees prisoners.

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Tết: Năm của Rồng

Arrived last night.


It is the Vietnamese Year of the Dragon.  The Vietnamese years cycle in the following fashion:

Rat

Water buffalo Sửu

Tiger Dần W

Cat Mão

Dragon Thìn

Snake Tỵ

Horse Ngọ

Goat Mùi

Monkey Thân

Rooster Dậu

Dog Tuất

Pig Hợi

This is similar to a cycle used by some larger country to the north, whose cycle is the following:

Mouse 鼠, shǔ (子)

Ox 牛, niú (丑) Yin

Tiger 虎, hǔ (寅) Yang

Rabbit 兔, tù (卯) Yin

Dragon 龙/龍, lóng (辰) Yang

Snake 蛇, shé (巳) Yin

Horse 马/馬, mǎ (午) Yang

Goat 羊, yáng (未) Yin

Monkey 猴, hóu (申) Yang

Rooster 鸡/雞, jī (酉) Yin

Dog 狗, gǒu (戌) Yang

Pig 猪/豬, zhū (亥) Yin

These calendars match, so this is the Year of the Dragon on both.  Last year, of course, was the Year of the Rabbit on that calendar, while on the Vietnamese calendar, it was the Year of the Cat.

Pennant of the Nguyễn dynasty emperor. By Goran tek-en (source), Oppashi (derivative work) - File:Nguyen Imperial Pennon (m4).gifFile:Vietnamese Dragon blue.svg, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=64178781


As with China and other Asian lands, dragons have a long connection with Vietnam.  In Vietnam, they were used as dynasitc symbols nad national symbols at various points in time.

Coat of arms of the (French) State of Vietnam, 1954-1955.  .By Goran tek-en, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=100564723

As a mythical beast, dragons are bizarrely widely spread in terms of appearance, with nearly every culture on earth, save for North and South America (in so far as I'm aware) having some variant of them.  This has lead to quite a bit of academic speculation as to how this came about.

Friday, September 2, 2022

Cliffnotes of the Zeitgeist XXXVII. Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet? Quem ad fīnem sese effrenata iactabit audacia?*

Let's do a post that's guaranteed to somehow offend everyone. 

 Cicero denounces Cataline.*
Is politics nothing other than the art of deliberately lying?
Voltaire.

Lies, Blinders, Hypocrites

Al Franken's 2003 book, written before his stint in Congress, and before his political fall from grace.  Copyrighted image posted under the fair use exception.

Al Franken, the left wing comedian, was Minnesota's Senator from 2009 to 2018. 

My goodness, 2018 seems so long ago, it's like a different world. 

Franken tended towards biting social and political satire.  It's not everyone's cup of tea, but he was funny as a rule.  He migrated towards being disgusted, principally with the political right, and in 2009 entered the Senate.  His downfall came due to one Leeann Tweeden in an event which, while it would seem Hollywoodescque in some ways now, probably wouldn't have led where it did if it were to break as a story now. 

Tweeden was one of those figures who came up due to being exposed, literally, in Hugh Hefner's monument to juvenile male fantasy, which has now been exposed as related in every fashion to the worst sort of sexual crimes imaginable, that being the Playboy magazine rag.  Having prostituted herself photographically, she leveraged that into a sort of career, which in turn ended up with her being assigned to a tour for the troops in Afghanistan, sort of like one of those now embarrassing events memorialized in grossly exaggerated form in Apocolypse Now.  You know, big boob babe appears in front of troops, with musicians and comedians, so they can ogle over her. Franken trespassed a line that shouldn't have been crossed, by her account, in some forced kisses that were part of rehearsals.  I'm not discounting that he did it, and that this was completely wrong.  The fact she perceived them that way gives credence to it. **
[Y]ou may fool people for a time; you can fool a part of the people all the time; but you can’t fool all the people all the time.
Abraham Lincoln. 

Following that, other women came forward, as universally seems to be the case in these instances. Were the accusations true?  I don't know.  I didn't follow them at the time, and it is, I'd note, seemingly universally the case that this occurs.  Having said that, in some of these instances, such as those involving Bill Cosby, some of them definitely are pretty believable.But should Franken have resigned? I didn't think so at the time.  Yes, that made him a cad of a sort, but 2018 was already two years after the election of an individual to the Presidency who had made a completely crass comment about grabbing women's genitals.  Franken wasn't accused of that, and a large percentage of the voters, although not a majority, voted for that candidate, Donald Trump.  Soon, Republicans accused of gross sexual misconduct would disregard it, as in the case of Matt Gaetz.  Franken may have done the honorable thing, but he may have in fact been more honorable in his resignation than he needed to be, or the times called for. 

He seems to have recognized that now. This past February, Franken commented that he regretted resigning from the U.S. Senate and noted that he might run for office once again.  He probably ought to. 
So why am I bringing this up? 

One of the things that propelled Franken into office was his disgust with "lying liars". That disgust doesn't seem to exist anymore either. I've noted this before, but as a Catholic, I'm in that branch of Christianity, which is the largest, whose theologians regard lying as so serious that some theologians hold that all lies are sins, no matter how trivial.  They further hold that some lies are mortal sins. And yet one of my co-religious based his campaign for high office in the state on lies. 

You can't judge the state of another person's soul, but you can hold contempt for his conduct.  One person has already held such contempt for the conduct that she has resigned rather than serve under him.  Maybe he doesn't believe they're lies.  But that says something about the season of lies we're now in, in that case.  You can't blind yourself to lies, and you can't willfully disregard the truth in order to opt to believe in them as you want them to be true.
One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots.  Ten thousand idiots are a poltiical party.
Kafka.

Unintentional Irony: 

A recent headline:

"Cards Against Humanity” Game Creator To Send Wyomingites’ Money To Pro-Abortion Group


The killers, in the movie, The Killers, played by Charles McGraw and William Conrad.

No kidding.  An inventor of something "against humanity" is for killing infants.

Makes sense.

Recently, the news has been just thick with irony, and ironic headlines, including additional ones in this area.

The violent complaining about violence.

An abortion clinic, which was not yet in operation, was hit by a while back by a female arsonist in Casper recently.

Now, I don't condone arson, but I don't condone being dense either.  Here's the headline that appeared after the clinic was burned.

Abortion clinic founder after fire: This world seems to be encased in violence

Really?

Abortion is the epitome of violence.  You can't cite the world getting violent as a defense to your own violence. It'd be like the Germans complaining about a concentration camp being bombed on the basis that bombing is violent.

"My goodness, Fritz, the Americans dropped a bomb inside the camp wire. . . the world sure is getting violent".

Men:  Shut up, speak up, now shut up.


Here's another abortion related headline:

Abortion Rights Advocates Say They Need More Men's Voices

For decades men have been told that abortion is none of their business and that indeed, once they withdraw, so to speak, nothing that happens is their business.  Indeed, men who are opposed to abortion are told to butt out.

You can't have it both ways.

If men have a say in the issue of abortion, they also have a say, indeed a coequal one, in whether a baby is to be aborted.  That is, the mother ought to inform the father, and he ought to get a veto over the abortion.  

That would actual recognize that this is at least a two person affair, or rather three.

That probably isn't the male voice they're seeking to elicit.

Some things never change.


In the further unintentional irony category:

Gen. Jacqueline Van Ovost
The character of war is changing. We won’t have the luxury of operating under the same conditions as yesterday.

A statement that's true about every single war fought since the first war was fought.  

D'uh.

We love the high price of petroleum, but hate the high price of gas. . . They aren't connected, are they?

And speaking of trying to have things both ways, a local politician was posting stuff like this nearly every day on Twitter:

Americans woke up today to a double whammy of record inflation and record gas prices. Gas tanks and wallets are running on empty.

@POTUS

owns this record inflation, and American families can’t afford his spin.

I've noted this before, but in Wyoming, high prices mean lots of oil field jobs.  Low prices mean no oilfield jobs.  If we want oilfield jobs, we need high prices.

With the price dropping, by the way, the same fellow hasn't congratulated President Biden on dropping the price.

Weird.

Speaking of politics. . .

Politicians need fun

Under-fire Finnish PM Sanna Marin says even politicians need fun

I'm sure that's true.

She probably actually said:

Jopa poliitikot tarvitsevat hauskaa

Marin is 36 years old, and surely at that age even politicians deserve to have fun.  

And, we would note, unlike less youthful politicians in the US she isn't spouting slop form Twitter or Twitter alternatives all the time.

Well, this year, why not?

Newly Released Sasquatch Data Shows More Wyoming People Are Bigfoot Believers

Sure, in a year in which a slight majority of Wyoming Republicans think an out of stater who has been in the state for only a decade, and who seems to have never really had to struggle independently for his place in the world would make a good Secretary of State, why not Big Foot?

On this:

Over the last 50 years or so, there have been 28 reported sightings in Wyoming of a tall, muscular creature, covered in dark hair, with long arms, leaving behind huge footprints. 

That would not be our presumptive Secretary of State.  He's only been in the state about a decade , as noted, and does not appear to be hirsute.

I've already noted an effort by the outgoing legislature to remove election responsibilities from the incoming election questioner.  It won't happen.

Elected officials, by the way, in Wyoming take this oath:

I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support, obey and defend the constitution of the United States, and the constitution of the state of Wyoming; that I have not knowingly violated any law related to my election or appointment, or caused it to be done by others; and that I will discharge the duties of my office with fidelity.

This would require said incoming individual not to be screwing around with elections, however, as a former legislature that was already his duty.

Which raises the amusing question of whether the Chief Justice of the Wyoming Supreme Court can refuse to swear in an oath breaker.  I.e, if we know that somebody is facially breaking the oath, thereby breaking that fidelity they've sworn to uphold, can the office be denied.

That won't happen, but it's an interesting thought.

"Am I blue. .  "

Lady Gaga says she hopes 'purple' Texas turns blue at Arlington concert

M'eh, who cares what she thinks?

Gaga, one Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, is just another yapping voice following the Madonna route of getting a good Catholic education and then forgetting what it taught so that she can get a career based on her presentation of her image, and then asking to be taken seriously.

Serious people are to be taken seriously.  You can't build up a career on silly fluff and then demand to be taken seriously, even if you are by that time actually serious.

Speaking of the serious. . . 

As she really is.

Melisa Raouf became the first woman to advance to the finals of the Miss England contest to abstain during the pageant from wearing makeup.

Good for her.  Makeup is stupid. Women should eschew it.

Poor Karen's

I think I've known two women named Karen.  One was the wife of a former partner of mine.  The couple divorced.  I don't know why, but I never knew her that well.

The other is a young Mexican American woman whose family owns a restaurant.  She's not superficial or entitled.  She's probably too serious to be insulted by the current misuse of the name Karen, an example of which is presented below.

Lauren Boebert: “Joe Biden is robbing hard working Americans to pay for Karen’s daughter’s degree in lesbian dance theory.”

What?

Boebert somehow manages to reduce serious issues to absolute nonsense. 

Why do people vote for her?

So here we have the issues of societal debt, student debt, and its impact on American society and education, a set of issues that are complicated and serious.  We also have the issue of, I guess, homosexuality, maybe, which is an issue that's never really been sorted out at the existential level  And what is Boebert saying about these heavy issues?

Who knows, but it sounds dim.

Slacker Baristas?

If you are that slacker barista who wasted seven years in college studying completely useless things, now has loans, and can’t get a job, Joe Biden just gave you 20 grand . . . Maybe you weren’t gonna vote in November and suddenly you just got 20 grand,. . . if you can get off the bong for a minute … it could drive up turnout.

So stated Ted Cruz on a videoblog of his own.

Frankly Ted tends to be an asshole.

Being a barista is a job that strikes me as being hard.  All jobs like that, waitresses, bar maids, bar tenders, servers, are hard jobs.  Usually insulting one or making life difficult for one is a sign that you've never had to do a job like that.

Indeed, people who have done jobs like that are usually very polite to others who have done jobs of that type.  My father, who hardly drank at all, had been a bar tender in college and was just such an example.  In contrast, I once worked with somebody who gave wait staff a terrible time quite frequently.  He'd never done such a job.

I wonder if Cruz has?

Anyhow, Cruz's comment is insulting to working people.

It also displays a blistering lack of knowledge on the current state of education in the U.S. A few years ago, I read of a recent law school grad working as a barista. That was during a period in which new law school grads were having a hard time finding work, which has since changed.  People taking those jobs aren't slackers, they need a job.

Cruz also went after the FBI recently.

Ted Cruz says FBI needs 'complete housecleaning' due to its 'horrific' abuse of power

We'll quote again Cicero, "Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet? Quem ad fīnem sesw effrenata iactabit audacia?"

One person whose patience with Cruz has apparently reached its limit is Liz Cheney, or at least she is now liberated from any restraints by the results of the primary election. She tweeted:

Understanding isn’t difficult. He lacks principle and has always been a chameleon who will say anything, anytime. He thinks he’s so smart no one can see through him. Ted, we can. All of us can.
Ms. Cheney's optimism on everyone being able to see through Cruz are no doubt optimistic.  Cruz actually has fans, and he's positioning himself to run against Ron DeSantis in 2024, assuming that Trump, whom Cruz once publically scorned but now supposedly admires, doesn't run.  DeSantis, I suspect, is running no matter what.

I've never liked Cruz and when he ran for President in 2016 I was disgusted by his comments about the Federal land going to the states, "like Texas".

This isn't Texas, and we don't want it to be.

Regarding Cruz, how is it that Barrack Obama's right to run for President was questioned on the myth he was born in Kenya, while nobody seems to be ready to suggest that Cruz, who was born in Canada, isn't qualified?  Granted, I think he is, legally, but given the wacky interpretation things have been getting recently by people who seem prepared to question a normal readying of the Constitution, why not?Anyhow, he's really not qualified to run as a he's a robot.

I bet that is rare.

In Rare Move, Duke Law Professor Leaves Academia to Return to Big Law

Having said that, one of my really good law school professors did the same thing. And one of my not so good ones did as well, although I understand he was very successful in private practice.

Headline Typo

A headline in the Tribune reads:

AG Opposes holding penitentiary hearing in abortion ban case.

Penitentarily hearing?

No, the Attorney General opposed an evidentiarly hearing, not a penitentiarly hearing.

Seriously?

Biden is the most condescending president of my lifetime. He’s done nothing to unite the nation. Nothing to bring healing. Nothing to alleviate the pain millions of Americans feel everyday. He’s been a divider in chief and come November he must hear from all of us.

I don't know who they are, and I don't care.

My Twitter feed constantly suggest that I check on the latest doings of certain celebrities.

One of them is Megan Thee Stallion.  I guess she's a singer.  I'm sure her last name isn't "Stallion"

Up until recently, as I don't know who she really is and my mind was just filling in the blanks, I thought that last name was "Three Stallions".  I only noticed very recently that I was wrong.  Perhaps that shows a mindset inclined towards Native American names.

Another one is Harry Styles.  I don't know who Harry Styles is or why anyone cares what he's doing.  I could probably look that up, but I'm not going to.

Another link noted that Billie Eilish is wearing baggy shorts, having experimented briefly with appearing as an actual adult woman, her having returned to appearing like a toddler.

I don't have a really appropriate song for this topic, so this'll have to do.

Footnotes:

*The opening lines of Cicero's first speech against Cataline.  Translated, they state:

When, Catiline, do you mean to cease abusing our patience? How long is that madness of yours still to mock us? When is there to be an end of that unbridled audacity of yours, swaggering about as it does now?