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Thursday, June 18, 2026

King Donald's War, Part 7. The White Flag of Surrender Edition

 

British surrender at Yorktown.  For the nation's 250th Anniversary, King Donald, who stands in polar opposition to what the Founding Fathers stood for, gives us the American defeat in the Persian Gulf.

The regime gets financial relief to reopen Hormuz and hold more nuclear talks.

June 15, 2026

So it seems like a deal has been reached, but it seems that for the most part the war didn't achieve much over what Obama's had, with no illegal war.

More than that, Iran's government is now more hardline than it was before, and they'll be receiving a massive infusion of cash.

June 17, 2026

The Memorandu of Understanding (not treaty) between the illegitimate Trump regime and Iran to end the Trump illegal war, with comments:

1 — The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States, together with their allies in the current war, declare upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding an immediate and permanent end to the war on all fronts, including Lebanon, and undertake that from now on they will not launch any hostile action against each other, and will refrain from the threat or use of force against each other. The final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article and the remaining Articles.

Interesting that its admitted that its a war, confessing that its launching by the United States is a crime.  Frankly, Trump should be impeached for this.

2 — The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to respect each other’s sovereignty and territorial integrity, and to refrain from interfering in each other’s internal affairs.

So, not only did we not change the regime, we've agreed not to touch Iran's.

3 — The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States undertake to negotiate and reach a final agreement within a maximum period of 60 days, extendable by mutual consent.

4 — Immediately upon the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, the United States lift the naval blockade and prevent any interference or obstruction against the Islamic Republic of Iran, and restore traffic within a maximum of 30 days to its full capacity; the traffic of ships shall be proportional to the pre-war volume of traffic on the part of the Islamic Republic of Iran. The United States also undertakes to withdraw its forces from the surrounding areas within 30 days after the final agreement.

So, we're pulling out.

5 — Upon signing this Memorandum of Understanding, the Islamic Republic of Iran will immediately take steps to ensure that the movement of merchant ships from the Persian Gulf to the Sea of Oman and vice versa is resumed within 30 days to the pre-war volume, taking into account the need for the removal of technical obstacles and the neutralization of mines by Iran.

6 — The United States undertakes, together with its regional partners, to create a comprehensive plan agreed upon by both parties for the rehabilitation and economic development of the Islamic Republic of Iran, while ensuring financing of at least $300 billion. The implementation mechanism of this plan, as part of the final agreement, will be formulated within 60 days.

So we're paying for the damage we did during the war.

7 — The United States commits to ending, on a schedule to be agreed upon as part of the final agreement, all types of sanctions currently facing the Islamic Republic of Iran, including resolutions of the United Nations Security Council and the Board of Governors of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA), and all unilateral U.S. sanctions, both primary and secondary.

And we're lifting the sanctions.

8 — The Islamic Republic of Iran reiterates that it will never produce nuclear weapons. The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States have agreed that the fate of enriched material and the fate of all other mutually agreed nuclear-related issues, including Iran’s nuclear needs, will be adequately addressed in a final agreement; the final agreement will confirm the provisions of this Article.

Iran promises not to build what it had already promised to build, and there's no agreement on nuclear materials.

9 — The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that, pending a final agreement, they will maintain the status quo: Iran will maintain the status quo on its nuclear program, and the United States will not impose new sanctions on Iran or strengthen its forces in the region.

10 — The United States undertakes that immediately after the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and until the date of the lifting of sanctions, the United States Treasury Department will issue waivers for exports of Iranian crude oil, petrochemical products and their derivatives, and all related services, including banking, insurance, transportation, and the like.

11 — The United States undertakes that, in light of the progress of negotiations towards a final agreement, frozen or restricted funds and assets of the Islamic Republic of Iran will be released and made fully available. These funds, whether held in the master account or transferred, will be used for any final beneficiary payment determined by the Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran and will be fully available for use. The United States undertakes to issue all necessary permits and licenses on this basis.

Some Iranian assets have been frozen for 47 years.

12 — The Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States agree that an implementation mechanism will be established to oversee the successful implementation of and future commitment to the Final Agreement.

13 — Following the signing of this Memorandum of Understanding, and upon receipt of assurances regarding the commencement of implementation of Articles 4, 5, 10, and 11 of this Memorandum of Understanding, and the continued implementation of these steps, the Islamic Republic of Iran and the United States will enter into negotiations for a Final Agreement solely with respect to the remaining Articles.

14 — The final agreement will be approved through a binding resolution of the UN Security Council.

Effectively, the war was about nothing.  We killed people, murdered them really as there was no declared war, didn't change the regime, don't know where the nuclear material really is, didn't actually deplete their missile stockpiles as much as thought, demonstrated to the Chinese that we're much weaker militarily than might have been supposed, encouraged Israel to take advantage of the situation by invading Lebanon, and used up a significant amount of our weapons stockpile.

Incredible.

And so Mad King Donny, MAGA's would be Cyrus the Great, instead turns out to be the architect of American defeat in Afghanistan and Iran.

June 18, 2026

Saying "this was not easy" Trump signed the instrument of impotence yesterday, acknowledging that Iran brought the United States to its knees.

Getting into wars is, in fact, easy.

Winning them much harder.

Winning one that most people didn't want, and which had no clear war aim, harder yet.

Some other views:

The Truth About Trump's Iran Deal

It's a total failure

Peace in our time

Iran peace deal

Calling Out Trump’s Iran Surrender Is Not TDS

The Art of the Deal | Trump's Iran Deal Is Worse Than the One He Tore Up — June 15, 2026

Of course nothing is going to stop the hardcore MAGAs from claiming this is the greatest deal ever.  The IRGC could be marching down Pennsylvania Avenue and they'd still be celebrating Trump's genius.

The entire war was a real example of our Sixth Law of History, "When a war ends is when the defending party decides that it is over" but now the fifth will visit in spades.  Trump thought the war would be easy, a testament to his intellectual shallowness, but it was hard.  The peace is going to be hard too.  During the war we moved from a super power to a regional power, and we will not regain our former position, ever.  Like many regional powers, we still have global commitments, but now it's evident that we cannot fulfill them.  During the war Trump visited China was was treated like an amusing irrelevancy, as that is what he is to the Chinese.  The war makes a Chinese invasion of Taiwan more likely, and moves up the timetable for that as China knows that the next President, no matter who it is, will not be a demented old fool.  Western Europe is emerging to take much of the place we formerly occupied as well, and we will dance to their tune, which at least is not insane as ours has recently been.

The timing of the end of the war is impossible not to note.  Trump is racing towards death and is desperate for a legacy other than the one he has.  He's not going to achieve it. The war basically ended on his birthday.  His association with war was originally absent:


As President, he thought it would be easy.

Yeoman's Fifth Law of History.  When a war ends is when the defending party decides that it is over.


Desperation, dementia, and hubris, combined with the absolute failure of the American political system.

There remains an opportunity to set some, but not all, of this right.  And that starts with the law.  Trump is increasingly worried that he will be impeached.  He really should be worried. The first act of the new Congress in January, 2027, should be for Articles of Impeachment to be introduced in Congress.  More than that, as war is killing and breaking things, Trump, Hegseth, and the Joint Chiefs of Staff should be charged with murder and tried.

We failed with Nixon, on impeachment, and that gave us Trump.  We don't have much of a chance to get this right.

It should not, however, stop there.  Those GOP sycophants who have some power who have sat around supporting the war in one way or another should likewise bear some repercussion, it at least at the ballot box.

And on that, now that Trump doesn't have to worry about Iran, look for Rubio to try to pivot to invading Cuba.  Marco has only a few months to convert himself from Vyacheslav Molotov into José Martí, and he knows it.  Getting the support of the Cuban American community is his only real chance to obtain the Presidency, which is why he sold his soul to Trump in the first place.  J. C. Vance no longer has any pathway at all, and appears to know it, maybe even be comfortable with it.  He's likely hanging on in hopes that the 25th Amendment removes his obviously demented superior from office, which is his only pathway, or in the anticipation that Trump goes to sleep in a press conference and simply never wakes up, which is becoming an increasingly likely scenario.  

So much so, in fact, that you know everyone standing behind Trump who retains a brain, which not all of them do, have a rush for the treasury plan* in case Trump slumps over and enters the next world.  It'd be mere days before you'd hear the disclaimers of ludicrous and disastrous plans and the political executions would start at the same time.

In the meantime we have a President who is declining mentally and who can see the Reaper standing at the doorway, and by the bedstand, every day.  He doesn't want to be remembered as the friend of a kiddy diddler, or a person who had a vapid irrelevant life.  He wants to be remembered as a hero.  The man who conquered Iran and brought in the "Don Roe Doctrine".  He want to be remembered as the man who cleaned up Washington D.C. and made it a place that Albert Speer would have been proud to work on.

Ballrooms that won't get completed.  A triumphal arch that might get started, but which will be a monument to a looser.  Trump will be the first leader with a arche de l'échec.

And a brilliantly green reflecting pool, clogged with algae.

Absolutely incredible.  

The Great Man Theory of history is, we're told, dead.  Trump's legacy will cause us to question that.  Trump's great, in a negative sense.  He's a remarkable example of what one really bad man can do in a democracy.  Of course, being a democracy, he couldn't have done it without the willing help of about 1/3d of the electorate, the incompetence of the political parties and the moronic two party system, and voters who just stayed home and ate Ding Dongs or whatever.

Don Ho sings "Tiny Bubbles" - Hollywood Palace 1/21/67


To heck with the "Don Roe (row?) Doctrine. . . time for the Do Ho Doctrine.

Footnotes:

* In Medieval England, if a king died suddenly the claimants of the thrown rushed for the treasury to secure it, as that was their best chance of becoming the next king.

Last edition:

King Donald's War, Part 6. The Dunce in Chief and the The Four with Conscience. The Lions Lead by the Yappy Chihuahua Edition.