Removes 99% of Makeup . . .

Heard on a television advertisement as I walked out to head to work this morning.

Here's a thought.  Dispense entirely with makeup. That removes 100% of makeup.

A cranky opinion I know, but I'm operating on very little sleep today and cranky as a result. But makeup is largely a fraud on women.

Women do not need makeup.  It's a huge industry that promotes the idea that people look better by not really looking natural, which is absurd.  Indeed, at its most absurd, it promotes the idea that by using it you look natural, when obviously you look the most natural by not wearing it.

Nobody really looks better than they do in a state of nature by wearing makeup.