Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Steve Bannon arrested for contempt . . .

 of personal appearance.

Congress, finally having had enough of some taking Steve Bannon seriously while, at the same time, he looks like a guy who spends his time on a park bench drinking out of brown paper bag, had him arrested for contempt of personal appearance.

"He looks like a bum" said a Congressional spokesman, "and we just couldn't take it anymore.

Bannon checked himself in, appearing with his usual stubble, and was defiant as ever.  "I don't know what they're talking about" said Bannon, "I look like Adonis."  

Bannon was released on personal recognizance but provided with a list of barbers near the courthouse.  

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